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roguebeilschmidt:

knaveofcakes:

roguebeilschmidt:

I really hope you don’t actually think I’m stupid enough to do that.

You’re a Joker. I don’t know how stupid you are.

I must be smarter than you if you really thought that would work.

Simply a test to see how dumb you really are. The next test will be better.

roguebeilschmidt:

knaveofcakes:

roguebeilschmidt:

knaveofcakes:

roguebeilschmidt:

/stares at traps

….

…You look sleepy.

I am not. Now. Get your fingers snapped off by my clever traps, see I put little sausages there for you… So go on. /waves hand/

I really hope you don’t actually think I’m stupid enough to do that.

You’re a Joker. I don’t know how stupid you are.

roguebeilschmidt:

knaveofcakes:

roguebeilschmidt:

/stares at traps

….

…You look sleepy.

I am not. Now. Get your fingers snapped off by my clever traps, see I put little sausages there for you… So go on. /waves hand/

roguebeilschmidt:

/stares at traps

….

(Source: knaveofcakes)

theboobqueen:

knaveofcakes:

theboobqueen:

Roderich, I was talking about having sex. You are really naive you know that. *She laughs, shaking her head.*

I… /he stared at her for a moment/ Women. Are you out of your royal mind? You are the Queen. We are certainly not having… carnal relations! Your husband is a way. Control your urges and a cold bath and come into your right mind.

Technically I am just a silly little girl running around, or whatever you called me earlier. *She waves her hand dismissively* It was just a suggestion, you can calm down anytime you want. Besides, we both know my husband has mistresses on the side. I should be able to, too.

/He rolled his eyes/ Then go find a male whore. Not myself. I have some class you know… /he huffed stomping his cane on the ground/ And honestly… just because he has women on the side doesn’t mean you should too.

theboobqueen:

knaveofcakes:

theboobqueen:

knaveofcakes:

theboobqueen:

knaveofcakes:

theboobqueen:

*She laughs* Chaos? I hardly doubt that would happen! You know….the King hasn’t been around in awhile. I have been kind of lonely…. *She trails off, smiling at him*

/He taps his cane on the ground/ Has it? I haven’t really noticed. Been working you know… Whenever I do feel… lonely. I like to play my piano. You should pick up a hobby as well.

I was thinking of just a tiny bit of entertainment for tonight. Just the two of us. What do you say?

/He adjusted his glasses and pondered this/ Entertainment? I suppose we could go see a play, or something of the like. I don’t know what’s still here at this time around, if anything.

*She takes a deep breath trying not to laugh at his naivety.* I was thinking something a little more intimate. 

/He wrinkled his nose a bit at this newest suggestion/ Like dinner? I’d really rather not. It’s not proper for the Jack to eat with the royalty.

Roderich, I was talking about having sex. You are really naive you know that. *She laughs, shaking her head.*

I… /he stared at her for a moment/ Women. Are you out of your royal mind? You are the Queen. We are certainly not having… carnal relations! Your husband is a way. Control your urges and a cold bath and come into your right mind.

theboobqueen:

knaveofcakes:

theboobqueen:

knaveofcakes:

theboobqueen:

*She laughs* Chaos? I hardly doubt that would happen! You know….the King hasn’t been around in awhile. I have been kind of lonely…. *She trails off, smiling at him*

/He taps his cane on the ground/ Has it? I haven’t really noticed. Been working you know… Whenever I do feel… lonely. I like to play my piano. You should pick up a hobby as well.

I was thinking of just a tiny bit of entertainment for tonight. Just the two of us. What do you say?

/He adjusted his glasses and pondered this/ Entertainment? I suppose we could go see a play, or something of the like. I don’t know what’s still here at this time around, if anything.

*She takes a deep breath trying not to laugh at his naivety.* I was thinking something a little more intimate. 

/He wrinkled his nose a bit at this newest suggestion/ Like dinner? I’d really rather not. It’s not proper for the Jack to eat with the royalty.

theboobqueen:

knaveofcakes:

theboobqueen:

*She laughs* Chaos? I hardly doubt that would happen! You know….the King hasn’t been around in awhile. I have been kind of lonely…. *She trails off, smiling at him*

/He taps his cane on the ground/ Has it? I haven’t really noticed. Been working you know… Whenever I do feel… lonely. I like to play my piano. You should pick up a hobby as well.

I was thinking of just a tiny bit of entertainment for tonight. Just the two of us. What do you say?

/He adjusted his glasses and pondered this/ Entertainment? I suppose we could go see a play, or something of the like. I don’t know what’s still here at this time around, if anything.